Boeing vs Airbus jokes

Jokes collected from internet

1. did you hear about the bird strike on that A340 over the Atlantic yeah 

It was hit by the bird from behind 

2. What's the difference between a Boeing pilot and an Airbus pilot?

The Boeing pilot has something between his legs. 

3. Q: What makes an A340 climb?

A: The curvature of the Earth. 

4. To fly a Boeing you need muscles, to fly an Airbus you need brains... 

5. #1 Phrase on 737 flightdeck:

"Did you put the left rudder in or did I?.....shit!"

And for the A320:

"Now lizen vey carefully. Ziz is a peucsh-beton aeroplain..." 

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7. Q: Most common phrase heard in the cockpit of Airbus aircraft?

A: "What's it doing now?"

(Please feel free to add more in the comments)